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how do you end interviews

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm ...
killa cam
  05/16/18
As the interviewer or the interviewee?
HojRakso
  05/16/18
interviewee
killa cam
  05/16/18
Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next ste...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  05/16/18
?
killa cam
  05/16/18
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AssFaggot
  05/16/18
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Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
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West White
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cornhusker
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Wilbur Mercer-Bey
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boner police?
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.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
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The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan
  05/16/18
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Wayne Moon
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'""""
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alzabo
  05/17/18
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Ciroc Obama
  05/23/18
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slimp
  06/07/18
"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on ...
HojRakso
  05/16/18
...
killa cam
  05/16/18
criminally underrated
Frog and Toad Join The Space Force
  05/16/18
...
So we looked at the data
  05/16/18
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spaceporn2525
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sharia lawyer
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Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
  05/16/18
Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in ye...
Deranged Penguin
  05/16/18
lol
chilmata
  05/16/18
...
.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
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Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  05/16/18
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Chaucer
  05/16/18
welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.
"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
majestic
a bitter little Eichmann
  05/17/18
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bowlcut autist
  05/22/18
...
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  05/23/18
Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview,...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
Nice
Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
  05/16/18
cant knock it.
beckersted.
  05/16/18
It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up q...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar...
beckersted.
  05/16/18
I once ended an interview after running out of questions and...
'""""
  05/16/18
congrats if I were interviewing someone and they did that...
;:;;;:::....(:::
  05/17/18
Solid advice here
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (g...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interview...
'""""
  05/16/18
Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fu...
AssFaggot
  05/16/18
You seem MAF
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain ki...
AssFaggot
  05/17/18
None of us do bank compliance.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/23/18
a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brothe...
beckersted.
  05/16/18
In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
cr.
beckersted.
  05/16/18
Terrible
AssFaggot
  05/16/18
saying "never run out of questions" is way too asp...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,
  05/16/18
I doubt she means asking all those questions in one intervie...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking rea...
AssFaggot
  05/16/18
cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to kee...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,
  05/16/18
Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were w...
'""""
  05/16/18
"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"
zarathustra
  05/16/18
better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/16/18
...
'""""
  05/16/18
...
AssFaggot
  05/16/18
(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')
chilmata
  05/16/18
...
'""""
  05/16/18
"Never EVER run out of questions." cr. my go-to...
,,,,,,^Pumo ,,,,,,^On ,,,,,,^The ,,,,,,^Sybian
  05/17/18
"So, Jews, am I right?"
Very Stable Genius!
  05/17/18
...
"'""'"''""
  05/23/18
lol'd
chilmata
  05/23/18
With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.
Judas Jones
  05/16/18
(ggtp)
killa cam
  05/16/18
as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the jo...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
alpha
cornhusker
  05/16/18
you are alpha as fuck ragnus
killa cam
  05/16/18
This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!
Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
  05/16/18
No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their ti...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
alpha
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk
  05/16/18
“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address...
Just your average poaster
  05/16/18
ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward
killa cam
  05/16/18
Yes, this.
'""""
  05/16/18
This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Terrible
AssFaggot
  05/16/18
I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any c...
Insane right-wing gun nut
  05/16/18
agree
grad certs
  05/16/18
It's a really bad idea
AssFaggot
  05/17/18
Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking...
How to derive an aut from an ism
  05/16/18
fuck my ass
communityfag
  05/16/18
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killa cam
  05/16/18
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HojRakso
  05/16/18
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aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk
  05/16/18
I usually leave their office and sit in the reception area f...
beta cuck provider
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Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
  05/16/18
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'""""
  05/16/18
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spaceporn2525
  05/16/18
not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove he...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/16/18
...
~~(>' ' )>
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"'""'"''""
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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chilmata
  05/23/18
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sharia lawyer
  05/16/18
"I have to return some video tapes."
Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
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R A G N U S
  05/16/18
...
The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan
  05/16/18
lol
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
...
,,,,,,^Pumo ,,,,,,^On ,,,,,,^The ,,,,,,^Sybian
  05/17/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd li...
Judas Jones
  05/16/18
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killa cam
  05/16/18
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Chaucer
  05/16/18
"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his ...
"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
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AssFaggot
  05/16/18
lmao dying tyft
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk
  05/16/18
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,,,,,,^Pumo ,,,,,,^On ,,,,,,^The ,,,,,,^Sybian
  05/17/18
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''"'"''"
  05/17/18
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boner-police
  05/27/18
jfc just give up
XIV
  05/16/18
The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space a...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on f...
killa cam
  05/16/18
People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on ...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
...
sharia lawyer
  05/16/18
"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a...
peeface
  05/16/18
*drops pen*
"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
...
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk
  05/16/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fuck...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  05/17/18
...
"'""'"''""
  05/23/18
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a bitter little Eichmann
  05/17/18
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chilmata
  05/23/18
...
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  05/23/18
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BIG | NIG | DICKY
  05/27/18
"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will...
lawdads8
  05/16/18
...
HojRakso
  05/16/18
as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say...
this nigga eating memes!
  05/16/18
So do I have any shot?
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  05/16/18
we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to b...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
180
killa cam
  05/16/18
I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my ...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Ouch, been there.
.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java dev...
Judas Jones
  05/16/18
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The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan
  05/16/18
...
My Favorite Meat is Hot Dog
  05/27/18
I did this in my Skadden interview
Deranged Penguin
  05/16/18
There was one interview when I clearly should have done this...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
Hahahahah
.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended ...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  05/16/18
You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after jo...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
"I accept"
colt tp
  05/16/18
if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something...
gunt
  05/16/18
after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my bigg...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  05/16/18
...
AssFaggot
  05/16/18
"anyway gotta go"
cornhusker
  05/16/18
...
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk
  05/16/18
...
AssFaggot
  05/17/18
*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*
,,,,,,^
  05/16/18
"Interviewee, taking questions!"
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically li...
,,,,,,^
  05/16/18
“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be in...
'""""
  05/16/18
If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong....
Risten
  05/16/18
DING-DING-FUCKING-DING
"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling ...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  05/16/18
yes they will
cornhusker
  05/16/18
"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."...
chilmata
  05/16/18
ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this...
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, yo...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t ...
'""""
  05/16/18
why the fuck are you typing in chinese?
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
tcr
ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I ...
'""""
  05/16/18
Terrible
AssFaggot
  05/17/18
...
Chaucer
  05/16/18
this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am ...
,,,,,,^
  05/16/18
It's one of those things everyone loves to share their techn...
Chaucer
  05/16/18
yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out...
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  05/17/18
...
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
"So are we doin' this or not?" *beady eyes narr...
bowlcut autist
  05/16/18
...
Chaucer
  05/16/18
...
"'""'"''""
  05/23/18
*drop mic* At least I will go down as a president
gibberish
  05/16/18
I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene...
Dr. Cool
  05/17/18
Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in ...
plopplop
  05/17/18
You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
awesome thread
a bitter little Eichmann
  05/17/18
*farts cum*
Upset Jew the POASTAH
  05/23/18
no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,
  05/23/18
clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack d...
spritezero
  05/23/18
It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.
chilmata
  05/23/18
doesnt seem like we have a consensus here
killa cam
  05/24/18
just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks...
killa cam
  05/24/18
DESCRIBE. I just had one where I interviewed with two peo...
Undercover Betacuck
  05/24/18
idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said w...
killa cam
  05/24/18
i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment? btw, s...
Undercover Betacuck
  05/24/18
never not thinking about xo tbf
killa cam
  05/24/18
same here
Undercover Betacuck
  05/24/18
this is fine
AssFaggot
  05/24/18
agreed. it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious x...
Undercover Betacuck
  05/24/18
hope so, this job would be tight as fuck
killa cam
  05/24/18
u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx
AssFaggot
  05/24/18
ty
killa cam
  05/24/18
lol
chilmata
  05/24/18
hope you get it, man.
Undercover Betacuck
  05/24/18
180
killa cam
  05/24/18
"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"
ARE Reptile
  05/27/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm your interest in the job and thank for time? make up some random questions? sit in awkward silence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062499)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: HojRakso

As the interviewer or the interviewee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062502)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

interviewee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062507)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next steps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062514)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062516)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: AssFaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062525)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062545)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: West White (bsc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062577)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: cornhusker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062578)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer-Bey (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062590)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: boner police?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062595)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062598)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063030)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Wayne Moon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064752)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065672)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067074)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (d/b/a Ciroc Obama)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112171)



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Date: June 7th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: slimp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36201261)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: HojRakso

"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on my path of upward ascent through the ranks of this storied institution and you'll be on a sympathy-inducing deflated balloon groundspiral involving alcoholism, a partially unwanted fourth pregnancy, and deteriorating performance reviews. In five years' time, you'll be out of here and onto some pseudo-self-fulfilling personal entrepreneurial adventure comprised of selling trinkets to mushbrains through dropshipping to iconic locales like Tuscaloosa and New Orien, and I'll be running the shop. Running. The. Shop. I'm sorry. I really am. But let's go beyond the pleasantries and formalities and just accept things for the way they are: I breathe excellence; you inhibit it. You don't have the fire in you and, if you're frank with yourself, you never have. At least not since that abandonment when you were seven. You've never recovered from that, have you Roger? You remember his last glance, don't you? It keeps you up and night; it's in your mind's eye during your waking hours. We've all been there. I'm not trying to be malicious. Consider this a friendly point of intervention smuggled into the quotidian process of interviewing for a job in a postpostmodern capitalist society on the brink. Go do something with your life. Something you're passionate about. Something that gets you out of bed in the morning and puts you on the pillow at night with a smile on your lips and gives you cherubic sun-dappled images of your family and success and meaningful life trajectory for your dreams. You weren't meant for this and never were; I was born into it. Are we done? Let me answer my own question: we're done. And, yes, I accept the position. Now get the fuck out of my new office."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062565)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062574)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Frog and Toad Join The Space Force

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063097)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063130)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063160)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (loves you just the way you are)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063167)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063258)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Deranged Penguin

Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063345)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063437)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063625)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063813)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Chaucer



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064358)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067036)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: a bitter little Eichmann (Pederastrian)

majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067105)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36108168)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112236)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview, they do.

Come in with some stock questions and discussion topics and try to drop them in as they come up. I get good results with:

Tell me about working here, how do you like it? Whats best whats not so great? Do you live nearby, how is the commute, how is traffic (also opens door to discussing neighborhoods and real eatate, always a hit); what sort ofnperson are you looking for, what are some concerns you have about job/ apllicants/ company (asking negatives about company is hit or miss, feel them out some like it and some do not).

If its in their office look for stuff that shows an jnterest and ask about it. Look up their profile and ask about anything interesting like working abroad, volunteer activities, etc. If you have similar interests always, always bring it up.

This is my 100% aspie if/then flowchart to a successful interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062526)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062547)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: beckersted.

cant knock it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up questions to show you paid attention to what they said. Act lkke you want your dream date to act with you over dinner. But only from a covnersational perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062573)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: beckersted.

well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062688)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: '""""


I once ended an interview after running out of questions and said “thanks for your time.” I immediately regretted it and I think the interviewers were shocked. I didn’t hear back for a few weeks but just recently got a call back for a second interview. I’ll make sure not to wrap it up this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062970)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: ;:;;;:::....(:::

congrats

if I were interviewing someone and they did that, I'd just laugh and say "hold up there hoss, I'm not letting you out just yet!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067205)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Solid advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063022)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (good at getting reaches) so you should listen to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063055)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: '""""


Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interviewing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063089)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: AssFaggot

Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063148)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

You seem MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063300)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:30 AM
Author: AssFaggot

Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain kike cog compliance jobs like they're NESCAC schools. "oh jefferies is my safety, citi match and Goldman my reach". And then being even more retarded by thinking her one weird interview trick of babbling like a toddler has anything to do with getting said reach. Definitely not because Goldman just needs 115 IQ meat to flesh out its 500 person gargoyle squad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067191)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

None of us do bank compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112735)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: beckersted.

a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in court or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063381)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: beckersted.

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063672)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: AssFaggot

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063142)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,


saying "never run out of questions" is way too aspie. if you start asking a bunch of questions about menial shit it becomes clear that you're stretching the interview for its own sake and it comes across as fake. the real tcr is just not to be aspie. when you ask a question it should generally start a conversation that sustains itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063181)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Poast Malone

I doubt she means asking all those questions in one interview like an aspie checking off the boxes. One question getting started about neighborhoods or real estate probably will fill 20 minutes of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063212)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: AssFaggot

Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking real estate, and if you're spending 20 minutes of the actual alloted interview time talking about real estate and commutes you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063223)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,


cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to keep your ass in the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063245)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: '""""


Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were working in nyc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063277)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: zarathustra

"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063304)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Savonarola did nothing wrong)

better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use the real stuff."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063412)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063532)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: AssFaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063839)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063790)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: ,,,,,,^Pumo ,,,,,,^On ,,,,,,^The ,,,,,,^Sybian

"Never EVER run out of questions."

cr. my go-to questions include,

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Weren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067026)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Very Stable Genius!

"So, Jews, am I right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112197)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112855)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Judas Jones

With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062505)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

(ggtp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062508)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: R A G N U S

as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the job (5 minutes into an inteview)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062506)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: cornhusker

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062512)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

you are alpha as fuck ragnus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine

This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062576)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: R A G N U S

No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their time.

in this case i changed my mind about working in SF after scheduling the interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk


alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066307)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062519)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062524)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: '""""


Yes, this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Poast Malone

This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ding if interviewing with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: AssFaggot

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063006)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any concerns they have that they may not otherwise tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063805)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: grad certs (acp)

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064132)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:31 AM
Author: AssFaggot

It's a really bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067192)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: How to derive an aut from an ism

Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062527)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: communityfag

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062681)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066313)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: beta cuck provider

I usually leave their office and sit in the reception area for 30 minutes as I wait for mom to come get me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062531)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062627)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062989)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063164)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Savonarola did nothing wrong)

not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove her and sat in our reception area while she interviewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063425)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064140)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064370)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112042)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (loves you just the way you are)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062535)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine

"I have to return some video tapes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: R A G N U S



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062541)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063039)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063058)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: ,,,,,,^Pumo ,,,,,,^On ,,,,,,^The ,,,,,,^Sybian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067031)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067048)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones

When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd like us to know about you" I'm always tempted to say "I'm gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062540)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062584)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Chaucer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063904)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his zipper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064374)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: AssFaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064745)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk


lmao dying tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066324)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: ,,,,,,^Pumo ,,,,,,^On ,,,,,,^The ,,,,,,^Sybian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067032)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067049)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: boner-police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36134988)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: XIV

jfc just give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062551)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Poast Malone

The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space as its your job always to not make the interview awkward. Dont rely on the other person even though it kind of makes sense that it should be their job since theyre the host. If they have to put any effort in trying during the interview theyre going to ding you. Id just start bsing personal shit like sports, life Outside work, hobbies. Let the other person eventually end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062553)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on for hours and thinking he has a new friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062593)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Poast Malone

People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on time. If it goes on and on and youre a typical xo poaster it probably isnt the type of place you want to work at or person you want to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062614)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (loves you just the way you are)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062753)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: peeface

"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a school or daycare?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062568)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


*drops pen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064380)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066341)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067050)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fucking put that away? THANK YOU" overheard in office down the hall*

"Ye- NO. Of course. Of course not."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067057)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112206)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: a bitter little Eichmann (Pederastrian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067107)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112039)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112260)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:30 AM
Author: BIG | NIG | DICKY (ethical boihole)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135001)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: lawdads8 (peterman)

"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will help me turn it around. Thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062643)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: this nigga eating memes!

as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say:

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062657)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


So do I have any shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062698)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: R A G N U S

we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to bathroom, then we never seen him again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062703)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062706)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Poast Malone

I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my weight class and the hypotheticals seemed like foreign language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062949)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Ouch, been there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063648)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java developer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063020)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063044)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: My Favorite Meat is Hot Dog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Deranged Penguin

I did this in my Skadden interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063356)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

There was one interview when I clearly should have done this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063431)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063646)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended questions that get the interviewer talking and nod and smile like an idiot as you pretend to listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062998)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after joke until they have to go somewhere...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063450)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: colt tp

"I accept"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063053)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: gunt

if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something scheduled after the round of interviews and now have to go to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063054)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my biggest questions and emphasize my enthusiasm for the role. its natural and not forced. this mostly happens when i raped the interview and the interviewer isnt rushing to wrap things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063060)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: AssFaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063261)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: cornhusker

"anyway gotta go"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063360)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.co.uk




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066400)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: AssFaggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067196)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: ,,,,,,^

*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063383)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

"Interviewee, taking questions!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: ,,,,,,^

stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically like a Shakespearian actor:

"This.... this grotesque FARCE... is OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063446)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: '""""


“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be interviewing during work hours hehe.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Risten

If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063609)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


DING-DING-FUCKING-DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064391)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling in 10x more than you would be stunned to learn they did it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064428)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: cornhusker

yes they will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064490)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063679)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)

ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this thread is painful.

when you run out of questions, you ask if they have any questions for you, and when they're done, you ask if they have any reservations about your fit or ability to do the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063701)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, you seem knowledgeable but... um, there's the whole fit and personality thing... We'll be in touch and good luck." Sometimes they mention sandpaper for some reason. I always ask "fit into what" but never get an answer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063723)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)

true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063760)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: '""""


I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t seem very effective in practice, and most people should avoid it. You don’t want the interviewer to be brainstorming ways that you wouldn’t be a good fit. You want them to focus on your positive attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063800)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)

why the fuck are you typing in chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064137)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065814)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: '""""


I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I finish asking like 3 questions. More than 3 questions for a phone interview seems like overkill imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063787)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:32 AM
Author: AssFaggot

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067194)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Chaucer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063922)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: ,,,,,,^

this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am compared to everyone else here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064120)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Chaucer

It's one of those things everyone loves to share their technique, you really get an insight into the minds of posters you've posted alongside for years, from a really different angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064126)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out of crimelibrary's serial killer profiles/DSM IV's severe autism criteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067066)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064131)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

"So are we doin' this or not?"

*beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065837)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Chaucer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112211)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: gibberish

*drop mic*

At least I will go down as a president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066369)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Dr. Cool

I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene. They almost never say no.

After that, I have a few go-to's. From Glengarry Glen Ross, Robocop, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W4Gi5h9P8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067060)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: plopplop

Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in front of the interviewer(s) when you are done. Leave your mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067070)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: ''"'"''"

You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have here to for you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day gentlemen and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: a bitter little Eichmann (Pederastrian)

awesome thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Upset Jew the POASTAH

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112201)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,


no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112741)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: spritezero

clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack dealer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112228)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112862)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

doesnt seem like we have a consensus here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117012)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117915)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Undercover Betacuck (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

DESCRIBE.

I just had one where I interviewed with two people separately. They both, at the end, asked if I had any questions. After I asked two questions of each, both made it subtly clear they really didn't want any more questions (first one: "anything else?" while putting away her paperwork and getting ready to stand up; second one: closes her folder, says, "well, we plan on making a decision pretty soon; here's my card.").

i actually kind of liked it, in the sense that it was they weren't looking to see what kind of bullshit questions you had prepared, which differs from the majority of interviews i've had in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117957)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said wow sounds like a really great position, thanks for your time. sounded like a spaz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117968)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Undercover Betacuck (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment?

btw, should have asked him who is his favorite obscure 90s baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118038)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

never not thinking about xo tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118051)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Undercover Betacuck (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118075)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: AssFaggot

this is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118049)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Undercover Betacuck (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

agreed.

it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious xo types, to obsess over everything that could have gone better or we could have done differently in job interviews after they are over.

we forget, though, how awful so many people are at interviews. it's pretty unlikely the competition had perfect interviews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118084)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

hope so, this job would be tight as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118103)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: AssFaggot

u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118108)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118114)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36119158)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Undercover Betacuck (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

hope you get it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118124)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118129)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: ARE Reptile

"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135025)