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Being married is CSLGs only weakness

Once he gets divorcepwned and a shitlib Cali judge casually ...
nopayenogain
  09/14/18
Also being 5'4".
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
Apparently I'll have lots of extra time to enjoy my millions...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
See below. Your lifestyle ensures you will have average long...
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
See below.
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
See below, amigo.
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
Underneath.
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
Yeah, you're done here.
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
Last one. Later.
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
Adios, corto.
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
Bullshit. It would be pathetic if he was mid 30's and si...
Frog-Chad and Toad-Chad
  09/14/18
Cough
nopayenogain
  09/14/18
his wife doesnt seem like a golddigger or trophy wife. why w...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  09/14/18
There is zero reason for even a moderately successful man to...
nopayenogain
  09/14/18
here come the orientals projecting
Naomi Bat Osaka
  09/14/18
Also, doesn't she let him bring home other chicks for them t...
Stepping over Syringes in San Fran
  09/14/18
truth, if you ever see one of those disastrous marriages whe...
.....,////..........
  09/14/18
...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  09/14/18
That's why you need to meet your wife before you have money....
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
(this is not legal advice)
decent man
  09/14/18
From my personal experience watching other friends' marriage...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
Nah, my wife is 180. My life would be exponentially worse wi...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
I know Iím just joshing you. I have maids for all that Bu...
nopayenogain
  09/14/18
The shit IS fucked up....
decent man
  09/14/18
CSLG giving nutella a run for the money for poster with most...
Good team, great technology, the white paper. Wow.
  09/14/18
(nutella)
1920 North Side Mick Gangster
  09/14/18
...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  09/14/18
His life would be a lot more credited if he didnít have to w...
.,,...,..,,,:,:,...,:::.,..,..:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  09/14/18
I don't work that crazy anymore. I have 4 staff (and I'm hir...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
cslg is white. nutella had to marry a white dork to get clos...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  09/14/18
Jaffe and Clemens?
Frog-Chad and Toad-Chad
  09/14/18
OP sounds lonely
jung
  09/14/18
Was David able to help you yesterday?
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
(Guy with literally nothing to lose in a divorce)
nopayenogain
  09/14/18
His marriage is ROCK SOLID LONG TERM HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART ...
chandler
  09/14/18
...
guy who gets it
  09/14/18
Wifing HS sweetheart is GOAT approach, even if you need to s...
Frog-Chad and Toad-Chad
  09/14/18
...
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  09/14/18
his only weaknesses are height and lack of M7 MBA
Judas Jones
  09/14/18
Nah, my wife is 5'1. So my height is perfect for her. Plus s...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
How does your penis/cock compare to my 8 inch meatstick?
Racist Manhattan Guy
  09/14/18
Lol, nice try. If you actually cared about longevity, you...
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
I am on a calorie restricted diet... I posted an entire thre...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
What's your daily calorie consumption on the off-days vs. th...
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
I don't count but I only eat low calorie foods. Lean protein...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
Lol, I seriously doubt you are anywhere near your daily basa...
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18
Eh, I have a low resting heart rate, good cholesterol/blood ...
calishitlawguru
  09/14/18
I'm sure your feet get sore taking three times as many steps...
Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge
  09/14/18


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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: nopayenogain

Once he gets divorcepwned and a shitlib Cali judge casually throws out his prenup I will assume my spot of reigning bort shitlaw king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807832)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

Also being 5'4".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811724)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Apparently I'll have lots of extra time to enjoy my millions, happy marriage, and significantly above average health and fitness.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/07/height_and_longevity_the_research_is_clear_being_tall_is_hazardous_to_your.html

Among Sardinian soldiers who reach the age of 70, for example, those below approximately 5-foot-4 live two years longer than their taller brothers-in-arms. A study of more than 2,600 elite Finnish athletes showed that cross-country skiers were 6 inches shorter and lived nearly seven years longer than basketball players. Average height in European countries closely correlates to the rate of death from heart disease. Swedes and Norwegians, who average about 5-foot-10, have more than twice as many cardiac deaths per 100,000 as the Spaniards and Portuguese, who have an average height just north of 5-foot-5. Tall people rarely live exceptionally long lives. Japanese people who reach 100 are 4 inches shorter, on average, than those who are 75. The countries in the taller half of Europe have 48 centenarians per million, compared to 77 per million in the shorter half of the continent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811743)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

See below. Your lifestyle ensures you will have average longevity at best (and a much higher chance of cardiac problems). Nice try though, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811770)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811774)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

See below, amigo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811789)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Underneath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811799)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

Yeah, you're done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811829)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Last one. Later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811871)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

Adios, corto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Frog-Chad and Toad-Chad

Bullshit.

It would be pathetic if he was mid 30's and single trying to pick up chicks he could never have gotten 5 years earlier because of his money.

1000x better to have a cool wife - like his seems to be - and a good family.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807842)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: nopayenogain

Cough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807853)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

his wife doesnt seem like a golddigger or trophy wife. why would she divorce him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807844)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: nopayenogain

There is zero reason for even a moderately successful man to get married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807865)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

here come the orientals projecting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807940)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Stepping over Syringes in San Fran

Also, doesn't she let him bring home other chicks for them to play with? Not sure how much more ideal a setup you can get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808008)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)

truth, if you ever see one of those disastrous marriages where the woman takes the house, kids, and half the $$, just know that the woman seemed to everyone a golddigger or trophy wife beforehand. this is the only way marriages end poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808849)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808886)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

That's why you need to meet your wife before you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811635)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: decent man

(this is not legal advice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811646)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

From my personal experience watching other friends' marriages collapse, money is the biggest issue (worse than infidelity). If you have a major fight with your spouse about spending habits your marriage is probably doomed. Most people don't change their attitudes towards money. So if you guys are financially compatible you are probably screwed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811700)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Nah, my wife is 180. My life would be exponentially worse without her. I don't worry about cooking, housework, health insurance, or regular sex. Plus she is a great mom. She also eats healthy, stays in shape, and likes all my hobbies. We've been together for 15 years without any major fights or issues. Not a single one. Also, my prenup is good. My step-dad is a top LA divorce lawyer (he represents celebs and pro athletes). My prenup even waives spousal support. She had zero issue signing it too. I just said I want a prenup and she said no problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807856)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: nopayenogain

I know Iím just joshing you. I have maids for all that

But donít forget a judge can throw out a prenup due to disparate bargaining power, which that will appear to be to said judge. Plus she can claim you threatened her with jiu jitsu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807869)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: decent man

The shit IS fucked up....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807927)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Good team, great technology, the white paper. Wow.

CSLG giving nutella a run for the money for poster with most credited life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807871)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: 1920 North Side Mick Gangster (Dragonchain hodler)

(nutella)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807888)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808855)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: .,,...,..,,,:,:,...,:::.,..,..:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


His life would be a lot more credited if he didnít have to work so damn hard. Xo underestimated how difficult and time consuming it is too run a solo practice. His life will be 180 once he hires more people to do the work and heís just collecting the checks though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807898)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't work that crazy anymore. I have 4 staff (and I'm hiring a 5th now). I usually get in 7:30/8:00am and work until 5:30. Nights and weekends I'll take calls but I don't do work (except on a rare occasion). I also live .5 miles from my office and the commute is under 5 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808001)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

cslg is white. nutella had to marry a white dork to get close to white spawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807949)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Frog-Chad and Toad-Chad

Jaffe and Clemens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807878)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: jung (luis)

OP sounds lonely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807863)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Was David able to help you yesterday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807912)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: nopayenogain

(Guy with literally nothing to lose in a divorce)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807933)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: chandler

His marriage is ROCK SOLID LONG TERM HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART shit.

U: getting rejected by tinder 4s after 3rd date for ďbeing too niceĒ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36807910)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: guy who gets it (donny)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808854)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Frog-Chad and Toad-Chad

Wifing HS sweetheart is GOAT approach, even if you need to sacrifice other variables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808857)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811678)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Judas Jones

his only weaknesses are height and lack of M7 MBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36808864)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Nah, my wife is 5'1. So my height is perfect for her. Plus short people have a higher life expectancy. I like being alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36809300)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Racist Manhattan Guy

How does your penis/cock compare to my 8 inch meatstick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36809305)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

Lol, nice try.

If you actually cared about longevity, you would be on a caloric restriction diet.

Bulking up will drastically reduces your lifespan (for no reason in your case). Every extra calorie you consume is mileage on the car / extra wear on your body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811760)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I am on a calorie restricted diet... I posted an entire thread about this. I only eat high calories once per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811772)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

What's your daily calorie consumption on the off-days vs. the cheat day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811781)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't count but I only eat low calorie foods. Lean proteins (chicken, fish, etc) with the occasional steak, veggies, beans, and a moderate amount of nuts/nut butter.

Cheat days I go nuts but I don't count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811796)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

Lol, I seriously doubt you are anywhere near your daily basal metabolic requirement. It would make weightlifting impossible. Maintaining any extra musculature requires excess calories.

You are also doing plenty of damage to yourself on the cheat day (smoking two packs a day once a week isn't healthy either. The Sardinians and Okinawans you mentioned aren't stuffing themselves with fast food every Sunday).

Enjoy your average-at-best longevity while still being 5'4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811827)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Eh, I have a low resting heart rate, good cholesterol/blood pressure, and low stress. I'll take my chances. Statistically I think I'm in good shape. Ok, I am going to go watch a movie with my wife now while she gives me a foot rub. Later brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811855)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Susan James swallowing 50 loads/hr on a meth binge

I'm sure your feet get sore taking three times as many steps as a normal adult to cover the same distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4077258&forum_id=2#36811889)